1. |
Networking
00:48
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sharpen your softskills
pose follow-up questions
is your business-card creative?
don’t tell too many private details!
use your free time strategically
post holiday pictures on linkedin
don’t forget to send christmas cards
it’s okay to hate yourself sometimes
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2. |
Confidence
00:40
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what’s the key to reach the top?
panacea for life and job?
trust in yourself
got to have confidence
in your skills
in your way
in your goals
and in the fairytale
you can become anything
and that this is desirable
trust in the justice of the market
trust that your efforts will be worth it
just believe it
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3. |
Startup
00:24
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if you’re
flexible enough, motivation tough
got a naive touch, love yourself some cuffs
let me blind you with the lie of fulfillment
i want to hire you
brace yourself for elevator pitch, venture capital
fuck this stupid yuppie-shit
i want the exit now
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4. |
Mindset
00:29
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trust yourself, create your luck
hardest things first, don’t get stuck
always be brave, heart and soul
invest everything, set your goals
always work, always learn
unpaid work’s not unpaid cause I know
soon I will never have to work again
everything’s a question of your mindset
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5. |
Entrepreneurship
01:14
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table soccer in the hall, fridge full of beer
xbox under desk, flat hierarchy
afterwork-parties, hugging your boss
brave new work, you love your job
but when the prognosis gets worse
or the office rent increases
if you don’t make enough profit
or claim for parental leave
when you’ll be ruthlessly thrown out
you’ve got no one on your side
then you will finally understand
your boss is not your fucking friend
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6. |
Family Firm
00:32
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your tradition
your well-known good name
just a fig leaf for your exploitation
take a close look at your cruel history
when the time is up
tables will be turned
what we’re gonna do
expropriation, we shed no tear
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7. |
Coworking Space
00:24
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share
life
and what you see is what you get
empty faces
staring into desktop voids
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8. |
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the prettier side of the ugly coin
intensifies the crisis, who are you trying to fool?
perfect image, greenwashing
selling points for you
indulgence trading, sales-increasing
in the end you’re just
capitalist pricks
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9. |
Business Consultancy
00:46
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good of the company
first things come first
union busting, loaned workers
lean production, jobs cancelled
redundancies, outsources
flexibilization, your bonus
don’t mind the results
the main thing is that the numbers look good
we know how to handle each form of capital
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10. |
Multi-Level-Marketing
00:41
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abuse of trust is where you’re working at
a sad figure living in the facebook-chat
nothing is true, driving friends to ruin
while shaking important hands
on your Instagram-feed
snowballs melt
pyramids collapse
your circle’s limited
what happens once it cracks?
what’s it worth?
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11. |
Freedom
01:12
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freedom, freedom
always striving, never getting
freedom, freedom
what’s to be achieved unremitting
what you’re sold as freedom
what you should aim for
they distract you it is not
buying what you want
travelling where you want
working as long as you want
just doing what you want
it’s the freedom from all constraints
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12. |
Unique Selling Point
00:24
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unique selling point
price, time, quality
stand out from the competition
create needs and sell them
every advert needs a narrative
don’t forget to patent your product
because you are researching for profits
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13. |
Industrial Reserve Army
01:10
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they blame the unemployed for not doing their part
needed to press down wages, the foundation for rapid growth
always available, every job reasonable
first no job then no friends
in a world where work is life
what happens when you lose it?
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Haexler Leipzig, Germany
Powerviolence from Leipzig est. 2019
Anticapitalist.
Antifascist.
Get in touch via haexlergrind(at)gmail.com
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